Tanch Blogs

The Rumors Are True - Toni Braxton IS Engaged To Birdman

You know that old saying about birds. “The air is crowded with birds. Beautiful, tender, intelligent birds to whom life is a song.” What, you DON’T know that old saying? Right. Neither do I. I googled “quotes about birds” and that one came up. It was written by man named George Henry Lewes. Yeah,... Read More

Fan Jumps On Stage, Scares The Bejesus Out Of Tyrese

Tyrese went all Jody from Baby Boy on this fan. I mean, wow. Ty-Ty is clearly a stone cold, certified self-defense bad ass. My theory? After his beef with The Rock, Tyrese was 100% scared for his life. You don’t mess with the Brahma Bull by the horns and make it out of the gladiator arena alive. He... Read More

Missy Elliott's Dog Dresses Better Than Me

Missy Elliott is a fashion icon. Believe me. I’m the proud owner of a Kohl’s AND JC Penney charge card. I KNOW FASHION, mm’k? Name someone other than Missy who’s worn a trash bag in a music video and made it look cool. Take your time. I’ll wait. Well imagine my surprise (or lack thereof) when I... Read More

Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Welcome Baby Girl Via Surrogate

Diaper duty continues for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian! They welcomed baby # 3 via surrogate earlier this week. It's a girl! No report on the excitement level of big bro and sis North and Saint, but Kanye is reportedly over the moon. Ye has said multiple times that he feels being a father is what... Read More

[WATCH] New '50 Shades Freed' Trailer

Full disclosure here. I've never read a 50 Shades book or watched a 50 Shades movie. With that being said, can someone who has please explain to me what in the hell is going on in this trailer? I thought this franchise only existed to get socker moms hot and bothered? This looks like a bad ass... Read More

Eminem 'Revival' Bundles Selling For $500!

“Revival” release week is here! Eminem’s new album finally drops on Friday, 12/17. You pumped? Same… If you consider yourself an Em super fan (more specifically, an Em super RICH fan), a measly digital download or physical copy just won’t suffice. You’re not a peasant. Does that sound like you,... Read More

Stand Up, Speak Out Against Sexual Abuse!

HOT has the utmost respect for those who have come forward to stand up and speak out against their sexual abusers. Time named these “Silence Breakers” 2017’s “Person of the Year.” As said by Time’s editor-in-chief, “This is the fastest moving social change we’ve seen in decades, and it began by... Read More

HBO's The Defiant Ones Now Available On Digital HD and Blu-ray!

The Defiant Ones documentary series, The Defiant Ones, is easily one of my favorite things that I’ve watched all year. Even if you’re not a fan of Dr. Dre (or hip hop at all) I guarantee you will be extremely entertained. The series covers the untold story of how Jimmy Iovine and Dr. Dre linked up... Read More

Apple Cup 2017 - Who You Got?

The Apple Cup kicks off at 5:30pm on Saturday and will air on FOX. The Huskies and the Cougs are both wrapping up good, not great, seasons. The only team playing for "something" is WSU as they still have a chance to lock up the Pac 12 North by sticking it to the Dawgs. The Huskies enter the game... Read More

New Photos Of Jay Z and Beyonce's Twins

Being a living specimen of power, strength and glory, I have few weaknesses. One of them is babies with chubby cheeks. Ya know, babies like Jay Z and Beyonce's twins (Rumi and Sir). LOOK AT THOSE FREAKIN' CHEEKS!! Tell me you don't want to squeeze the ba-jesus out of those things. Part of me feels... Read More