Tanch Blogs

Live Stream Coachella In The Comfort Of Your Living Room!

My definition of a sucker? The people who shelled out $25,000 for Coachella VIP passes. I know what you’re thinking. Do they REALLY cost THAT much? Dunno. Gotta be close that that, though. I know your follow up question. Why are they suckers? Allow me to answer your question with one of my own... Read More

Aaliyah's M.A.C Collection Drops This Summer

The 90’s were filled with great sitcoms, toys, movies, music and some of the most repulsive fashion trends in history. Slap bracelets, backwards clothing, and jumpsuits brighter than the sun. Yeah. It was pretty much the worst. There’s one famous face from the 90’s who had it all figured out,... Read More

Family Friendly April Fools' Day Pranks

Pranking my mother on April Fools Day is something I’ve enjoyed immensely in my 32 years of life. I tend to space out my April Fools pranks. If I were to get her every year she’d catch on. I hit her with one last year but it’s all good because this year in particular is the PERFECT day to get your... Read More

Jay Z and Beyonce Announce 'On The Run II" Tour

The scuttlebutt on the internet turned out to be true. It was announced earlier this week that Jay Z and Beyonce are on the run… together… again! The “On The Run II” tour kicks off in the UK this upcoming June. They’ll be putting their passports to good use, hitting up 15 different cities around... Read More

Kim Kardashian Shares First Pic Of Chicago West

Monday was a big day. Monday was the biggest day. Why? Because Monday was the day Kim Kardashian gave the world our first look at that little bean, Chicago West. Little Chi (pronounced “Shy”) is the most adorable little bear in the forest. The pink furry ears! The nose! Oh my! Oh. My bad. Now that... Read More

The Rumors Are True - Toni Braxton IS Engaged To Birdman

You know that old saying about birds. “The air is crowded with birds. Beautiful, tender, intelligent birds to whom life is a song.” What, you DON’T know that old saying? Right. Neither do I. I googled “quotes about birds” and that one came up. It was written by man named George Henry Lewes. Yeah,... Read More

Fan Jumps On Stage, Scares The Bejesus Out Of Tyrese

Tyrese went all Jody from Baby Boy on this fan. I mean, wow. Ty-Ty is clearly a stone cold, certified self-defense bad ass. My theory? After his beef with The Rock, Tyrese was 100% scared for his life. You don’t mess with the Brahma Bull by the horns and make it out of the gladiator arena alive. He... Read More

Missy Elliott's Dog Dresses Better Than Me

Missy Elliott is a fashion icon. Believe me. I’m the proud owner of a Kohl’s AND JC Penney charge card. I KNOW FASHION, mm’k? Name someone other than Missy who’s worn a trash bag in a music video and made it look cool. Take your time. I’ll wait. Well imagine my surprise (or lack thereof) when I... Read More

Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Welcome Baby Girl Via Surrogate

Diaper duty continues for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian! They welcomed baby # 3 via surrogate earlier this week. It's a girl! No report on the excitement level of big bro and sis North and Saint, but Kanye is reportedly over the moon. Ye has said multiple times that he feels being a father is what... Read More

[WATCH] New '50 Shades Freed' Trailer

Full disclosure here. I've never read a 50 Shades book or watched a 50 Shades movie. With that being said, can someone who has please explain to me what in the hell is going on in this trailer? I thought this franchise only existed to get socker moms hot and bothered? This looks like a bad ass... Read More